And then I drove out of town and came upon these signs. Oh, Butte, I knew you were fun.
Anything ending in "& opera house" can't be bad, right?
Then, I learned the hard way how "scenic" is synonymous with "long and slow" when I took an alternate route, along a scenic byway rather than continue on I-90. 50 miles later, I found I-90 again. I did happen to pass by a nice lake, and road signs pointing to the towns of, and I kid you not, "Opportunity" and "Wisdom". I glanced down the road indicated as the way to "Wisdom" and it was labeled as 30 miles away. Too far for me to go find Wisdom, so I kept driving.

Also, of note, are these chains of regional gas stations. Really, must we shorten "come" to this? Isn't it a simple-enough word and directive that it doesn't need totally destroyed into phonetic confusion? And it just doesn't look right. On the other hand, "Come and Go" is a total oxymoron anyway. Poor choice of name, I say.
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